A Little Taste of Email
November/2004: PeeJ Stuff - I did a couple "serious" updates, time to get lighthearted. People often wonder what the best part of running PeeJ is. No, it's not the ability to chat with human scum. That's definitely not it. It's the ability to mock the hell out of human scum and their defenders. Often I get emails from idiots and... what's the British term? Sousers? Whatever. I get emails from idiots trying to defend their little pervy buddies. Usually these are from the pervs themselves, cleverly hiding under pseudonym.
Here's one recent exchange, I think it's a yard-plumbah.
A BLACK WIDOW!!!!!
Yes, I take all complaints seriously.
Rawr! We're evil-smeagle. But he doesn't know just how evil!
And that's that for now. You see, most of these people are morons. They believe that portraying a little kid is "playing predator." Yes, because the existence of little kids preys upon the wills of males, apparently! Morons.
This is the joy I receive. Morons emailing me, thinking I'll care and quakey quake, before realizing that you cannot intimidate me. Another lawyer named Villaume tried it. Didn't work. Another lawyer named Roberts tried it. Didn't work. You guys cannot get to me with your inane threats, and you know it.
Keep sending me lemmings to be pushed off the email cliff. I enjoy it so.
Here's one recent exchange, I think it's a yard-plumbah.
----- Original Message -----
From: Russ Harris
To: admin@perverted-justice.com
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2004 9:10 AM
Subject: Shaggy7793
Hello, my name is Chris, and I'm a family member of Shane, and I think you should take his name off that discusting web site. He has no right to be on there, The saying goes It Takes Two To Tango comes to mind when this kind of shit happens. You should be looking at little miss Lilmsnoitall1990 or shall I say A BLACK WIDOW. Most of the time I find that people do that just to get a little attention and I think that is what she wants, not only thatm but to get someone else in trouble. If you have any questions, PLEASE feel free to e-mail me back I'm hopping to hear from you soon.
From: Russ Harris
To: admin@perverted-justice.com
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2004 9:10 AM
Subject: Shaggy7793
Hello, my name is Chris, and I'm a family member of Shane, and I think you should take his name off that discusting web site. He has no right to be on there, The saying goes It Takes Two To Tango comes to mind when this kind of shit happens. You should be looking at little miss Lilmsnoitall1990 or shall I say A BLACK WIDOW. Most of the time I find that people do that just to get a little attention and I think that is what she wants, not only thatm but to get someone else in trouble. If you have any questions, PLEASE feel free to e-mail me back I'm hopping to hear from you soon.
A BLACK WIDOW!!!!!
----- Original Message -----
From: Xavier Von Erck
To: Russ Harris
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2004 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Shaggy7793
Hello Russ,
I say Russ, because that's what the header of the email says. Now, you say it takes "two to tango", which is technically true, if you're doing tango dancing. However, if you're not tango dancing, and instead say... soliciting a minor... you only need ONE for that. The adult! Crazy! It's not like tango dancing at all. I can see why you would be confused, what with the intense similarity of tango dancing and child solicitation to some people in various uneducated parts of the world, but speaking as a tango master and as someone who fights child solicitation, I can assure you that there is nothing similar between tango dancing and child solicitation.
You see, children don't tango dance. In all my years of the tango world touring, I've never seen a child tango dance. This is important because... well, it's not important. I only bring up this experience due to your incredibly bad analogy.
Shane will be staying on the website, and in the future, I hope he learns how to tango, instead of spending his time soliciting little kids like the disgusting fuck that he so truly is.
Thanks for your important correspondence,
Xavier Von Erck
Director - Perverted-Justice.com
Since July of 2002, we have worked to expose online predators.
PS. Hopping can be dangerous for your health.
From: Xavier Von Erck
To: Russ Harris
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2004 11:08 AM
Subject: Re: Shaggy7793
Hello Russ,
I say Russ, because that's what the header of the email says. Now, you say it takes "two to tango", which is technically true, if you're doing tango dancing. However, if you're not tango dancing, and instead say... soliciting a minor... you only need ONE for that. The adult! Crazy! It's not like tango dancing at all. I can see why you would be confused, what with the intense similarity of tango dancing and child solicitation to some people in various uneducated parts of the world, but speaking as a tango master and as someone who fights child solicitation, I can assure you that there is nothing similar between tango dancing and child solicitation.
You see, children don't tango dance. In all my years of the tango world touring, I've never seen a child tango dance. This is important because... well, it's not important. I only bring up this experience due to your incredibly bad analogy.
Shane will be staying on the website, and in the future, I hope he learns how to tango, instead of spending his time soliciting little kids like the disgusting fuck that he so truly is.
Thanks for your important correspondence,
Xavier Von Erck
Director - Perverted-Justice.com
Since July of 2002, we have worked to expose online predators.
PS. Hopping can be dangerous for your health.
Yes, I take all complaints seriously.
----- Original Message -----
From: Russ Harris
To: Xavier Von Erck
Sent: Saturday, November 06, 2004 4:18 PM
Subject: Re: Shaggy7793
I don't think you heard me the first time, my name is Chris, Russ is a friend of mine that is letting me use his e-mail since I don't have a Internet connection. I don't take kindly to people trying to be smart asses like yourself and giving me a lesson in Quote on Quote :TANGO LESSONS" because if I wanted to get tango lessons, I would go and ask your wife. I understand that your so called business is run by people who have nothing else better to do but to act like a predator themselves and lure people into their little game of who can ruin who's life. I've also have heard of how you have ruined peoples lives and how you publicly humiliated them, that they were beat up walking down the street, refused business, and commit suicide because of your little escapade or quest for vengeance. I hope to hear from you real soon.
From: Russ Harris
To: Xavier Von Erck
Sent: Saturday, November 06, 2004 4:18 PM
Subject: Re: Shaggy7793
I don't think you heard me the first time, my name is Chris, Russ is a friend of mine that is letting me use his e-mail since I don't have a Internet connection. I don't take kindly to people trying to be smart asses like yourself and giving me a lesson in Quote on Quote :TANGO LESSONS" because if I wanted to get tango lessons, I would go and ask your wife. I understand that your so called business is run by people who have nothing else better to do but to act like a predator themselves and lure people into their little game of who can ruin who's life. I've also have heard of how you have ruined peoples lives and how you publicly humiliated them, that they were beat up walking down the street, refused business, and commit suicide because of your little escapade or quest for vengeance. I hope to hear from you real soon.
Rawr! We're evil-smeagle. But he doesn't know just how evil!
----- Original Message -----
From: Xavier Von Erck
To: Russ Harris
Sent: Saturday, November 06, 2004 4:40 PM
Subject: Re: Shaggy7793
Hello ChRuss,
You are correct! We cause everything bad to happen rawr. But nothing of what you wrote. We don't cause suicide or people to get beat up. No, it's far more insidious than that. We are solely responsible for the JFK Assassination. You see, forty years before we started the website, we started the website and came together to make sure Kennedy was shot dead like a dead man! And due to that, we then fought internet predators. That is our secret shame. We killed Kennedy. We did not kill Robert Kennedy. That was another group. Who also fights internet predators.
Thank you for your long list of things we supposedly do, but in future correspondence, forget those false things and stick to the facts. Perverted-Justice.com killed JFK.
As for your friend Shane, blah blah blah, blahdy blah blah blah, with a side of blah da blah blahdy blah blah blah.
That's exactly what I think about that.
Xavier Von Erck
Director - Perverted-Justice.com
Since July of 2002, we have worked to expose online predators.
PS. A lesbian sends her regards.
From: Xavier Von Erck
To: Russ Harris
Sent: Saturday, November 06, 2004 4:40 PM
Subject: Re: Shaggy7793
Hello ChRuss,
You are correct! We cause everything bad to happen rawr. But nothing of what you wrote. We don't cause suicide or people to get beat up. No, it's far more insidious than that. We are solely responsible for the JFK Assassination. You see, forty years before we started the website, we started the website and came together to make sure Kennedy was shot dead like a dead man! And due to that, we then fought internet predators. That is our secret shame. We killed Kennedy. We did not kill Robert Kennedy. That was another group. Who also fights internet predators.
Thank you for your long list of things we supposedly do, but in future correspondence, forget those false things and stick to the facts. Perverted-Justice.com killed JFK.
As for your friend Shane, blah blah blah, blahdy blah blah blah, with a side of blah da blah blahdy blah blah blah.
That's exactly what I think about that.
Xavier Von Erck
Director - Perverted-Justice.com
Since July of 2002, we have worked to expose online predators.
PS. A lesbian sends her regards.
And that's that for now. You see, most of these people are morons. They believe that portraying a little kid is "playing predator." Yes, because the existence of little kids preys upon the wills of males, apparently! Morons.
This is the joy I receive. Morons emailing me, thinking I'll care and quakey quake, before realizing that you cannot intimidate me. Another lawyer named Villaume tried it. Didn't work. Another lawyer named Roberts tried it. Didn't work. You guys cannot get to me with your inane threats, and you know it.
Keep sending me lemmings to be pushed off the email cliff. I enjoy it so.
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